the boring leading the bored

Saturday, September 06, 2003
i only wish i was making this up

so i had my cc meet today, and it totally zapped my energy for the day. i've just been lying around the house and stuff, and i thought, "hey, it was SO nice outside earlier and i totally enjoyed lounging around under the trees at the meet, so i'll do the same here!" so i dragged my blanket and a pillow out into the backyard and lay down underneath a tree. it was pretty nice, the temperature was perfect. i actually got nit by a mosquito within 3 minutes, but i decided i was willing to overlook that and went back to sleep. then i heard some noises in the tree above me. i saw some leaves falling down and i figured it was just the wind, but then i saw that same squirrel running around up in the tree and i was like, oh cool! ill just watch the squirrel for a while! and i watched him for a while and thought about what a squirrel's life is like, just running around in the trees looking for acorns and stuff. well, my little squirrel friend shortly found an acorn, and he decided to crawl right over my head to eat it. i thought it was really funny because squirrels are rather messy eaters and little chunks of acorn were falling down onto my blanket! so i was laughing silently and continuing to watch the squirrel eat when a chunk of acorn falls on my FACE! now this was a little bit disturbing because it was covered in squirrel spit (im completely serious) so i went ew! and wiped it off my face. well, that was a mistake. the squirrel was suddenly aware of my prescence. he looked down at me and his eyes sorta glazed over... i was suddenly filled with a sense of foreboding. but i decided to just stay still for a second and see what would happen. well, the squirrel's tail started twitching really really fast and i was starting to get a little nervous. and then, the squirrel yelled at me! he started going "ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee" in his little squirrely way and i totally grabbed my stuff and RAN into the house. i was honestly terrified that he would attack me. and that's how it happened.

i swear this is completely true. i couldnt make this stuff up.

music: the doors, "hear you me" by jimmy eat world

ps. my pencil case came!


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